ResERECTION – The Penis Implant: Profiles by VICE

ResERECTION – The Penis Implant: Profiles by VICE


My children joke that I’m never invited to Parents day you know at school because what am I going to talk about. And they definitely never look at my phone because there’s nothing but pictures of penises all over it. My name is Paul Perito. I’m a urologist in Miami, Florida. We specialize in sexual medicine Specifically the surgical treatment of erectile dysfunction. When it come to the surgical treatment of erectile dysfunction truly there’s only one operation that is both safe and efficacious and that’s the placement of a penile prosthesis. I think many men are embarrassed with ED and i think it takes them a long time to search out some sort of a solution to it. But keep in mind, most men don’t know this is a solution They think it’s the pills or a pump and that’s it. Impotence leads to a shot penis. You’re going to lose about an inch of your penis every year you’re impotent so the sooner you get to a definitive treatment, the better. Penile prosthesis are covered by many insurance plans, many. People sometimes go “Oh my god I can’t believe Medicare pays for a penile prosthesis” Well, you know it’s an organ and it has stopped functioning Breast implants are purely aesthetic; the penis is an organ. When it comes to cash pay, it’ll range anywhere from fifteen, thirty-five, forty thousand. This is the inflatable penile prosthesis Spanish people call it “La Bombita” Why they call it la bombita? Because this is the bomb; the little bomb that sits in your scrotum. The cylinders go in to your penis the pump goes in to the scrotum When you want to have sex all you do is you pump your third testicle; the one that doesn’t hurt. You just keep pumping it and like a bicycle pump, the harder that gets, the harder your penis gets so I teach guys, you’ve got to use two thumbs; get two thumbs on it so you can get it as hard as you possibly can. So once it’s fully inflated then it actually feels just like the penis used to. You have a penetrating, erect penis. So these are indestructible. If you polled boys the age of fifteen and asked them how many have hung a towel on their hard penis? I would say close to 100% and you’d be surprised the number of guys that, for them, that’s their benchmark that they’ve had a good result. Not necessarily the coitus that’s supposed to follow. Many of the patients that come for implants, they are older that have married younger women, you know that are twenty, twenty-five years younger than them. This is Rick, Paris And they come to the office and say, “Listen I’m going to lose my wife if you don’t fix me.” and we fix him and they’re very very happy. Good morning guys. Please my office is yours I told Paul “if you wanted me to; I would kill ten, six-year-old, blind girls for you” Okay, because that’s how much he has improved my life. Let’s tell them about “Truly blessed” That’s why she got that. I’ve been blessed to, you know, still be able to be with my partner; be with my significant other and still have a very great sex-life In her case, she has kind of been there and done that and she can basically tell you that this is a good thing. Okay it’s the real deal, you know. I know she will never go unsatisfied, won’t happen, can’t happen. Paul really is all that. He’s that good Oh I’ve been out with him a ton of times Oh yeah we’ve gotten in lots of trouble together, you know. We used to do South beach and we used to do this rave club downtown and you know Paul is still young and young at heart, you know and when I’m with him it’s a little bit contagious Paris: I wish we could fuck right here Rick: I know These patients become part of a club and it really is a club and you’ll see one guy bring in five of his friends and all five of those guys want to get done on the same day and we’re not treating, you know things that are sad we’re treating things that are, you know really end up with a very happy ending. Sounds bad but… It’s a fraternity of men, all ages, twenty-one to ninty-two, that come to this office smoke cigars on the patio. They get to drink, they get to smoke, they get to do whatever the fuck they want. It’s truly a fun environment. My training program started about six years ago You know right now we’re just trying to train as many guys as we can on how to do this safely and predictably and tonight you’ll meet the guys The guys that are going in to it are just, they’re young, crazy, wonderful, you know, smart. I was just crazy, not that smart. I had what my dad called ass power. I just sat down and worked harder than anybody. I laugh with patients, I call it “Chorizo” which means sausage and they love it I go “Sacalo su chorizo” That means take out your sausage. or I’ll go “Sacalo su monstro” it means take out your monster and they’ll go “Oh mi monstruito” meaning my little monster, you know because it has shrunk. [In Spanish] Poor little thing. I’m going to get a cocktail. We have cases tomorrow of Peyronie’s disease, meaning crooked penis. Somebody sits on it wrong and misses. They’re fully erect and they miss whatever hole they’re going for okay and then you can actually break the penis. It’s disastrous and actually I did a study while I was at Jackson 100% of those people, somebody was high. Because you have to be high. From a reflexogenic [Sic] stand-point You move, you know if you going to miss but 100% we’re high, right When I did this with the cosmetic surgeons they were like “Yeah” You know they do 300,000 breast implants in the United States every year. We do 20,000 penile implants. I do 500, right. So if I’m doing 500, there’s something wrong Everybody should be able to do high-volume and take care of these twenty million men with erectile dysfunction in the United States So let’s get this number up let’s make penises like breasts, okay or dicks like tits, that works You guys, I’ll see you tomorrow My clients penis was amputated without really having appropriate medical clearance and without really seeking other less risky and less invasive ways to cure his erectile dysfunction sought the cure and treatment of a penile implant and at one point after a number of painful procedures he had to make a decision, whether it was going to literally be his penis of his life and he had to have his penis amputated so that the flesh eating bacteria didn’t spread to the rest of his body and it would have ultimately cost him his life. The loss of a penis to a men is probably the single worst thing that any man could have to experiance It has has profound physical, emotional and psychological effects. I’ve been trying medical malpractice cases across the country for over twenty years and even in the best hands people can die and that’s something that people need to understand. This is called plastic surgery or elective procedures, this is surgery so the chance of an infection, the chance of scarring, deformity or death is a realistic possibility. There’s two more of these. Today is a difficult case day. These guys have penises that actually go all the way back and point towards them. Their penis, when you feel it feels like there is marbles in it and we’re going to be demonstrating this technique that we do called “The scratch” where you disrupt the plaque from the inside. [Unintelligible]

92 Comments

  • Mark Murray

    December 9, 2019

    Of course this dude is from Florida

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  • chris coronado

    December 9, 2019

    Welcome back to another episode of… why is this on my recommended?

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  • Acer 8

    December 11, 2019

    You know my wife here she’s seen a cock or two. Then she brushes her hair like yeah I’ve been up the old block many of times lol

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  • Be like Bruh

    December 13, 2019

    Wtf is truley blessed

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  • Jessica Oh

    December 13, 2019

    So let me get this straight: Medicare and Medicaid won't cover abortions, but they'll cover penile implants?

    What the actual fuck.

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  • NoisyBoi Alexnader

    December 14, 2019

    How do you deflate the inflatable implant? Just curious

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  • Jaba The Pegasus

    December 14, 2019

    3:39 "Trueley blessed"

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  • Joanie WILLIAMS

    December 17, 2019

    I am a handsome boy I pee in the uinrul and sometimes the woods

    Reply
  • AOC Industries

    December 17, 2019

    Gr

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  • AOC Industries

    December 17, 2019

    Gross 💩

    Reply
  • BahnYahd

    December 17, 2019

    Ow

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  • Stephen 1982

    December 18, 2019

    Lol, Randy Spears (famous pornstar) had the surgery. You can see him at 5:05.

    Reply
  • ネオンNeon Dion

    December 18, 2019

    lol that tattoo stuck on your forever lmao 😂 you “truly” fucked up

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  • Jeff ChuruMaina

    December 19, 2019

    Another discovery 🤷🏾‍♂️ Is it ok if we call you Isaac Newton of our century?

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  • Miss Betrolln

    December 20, 2019

    The number one leading cause of erectile dysfunction is caused by consuming animal products… 🍆🤓🌱

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  • Critter Watene

    December 20, 2019

    4.5 million views haha

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  • jes se prepala

    December 20, 2019

    I belive more in my reall penis then in this bullshit God create me like this what im know, nobody touch my penis exept women whit who i want be till death hahah wtf i watching bye

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  • Pape

    December 20, 2019

    Da fuq did I just watch?

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  • Ritik Menaria

    December 20, 2019

    And here we have the 13 year old perverts!!

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  • Benjamin

    December 21, 2019

    😮 tf did i click on

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  • Mud Therapy

    December 23, 2019

    That truly blessed girl is only with that guy for his money and we all know it

    Reply
  • john smith

    December 23, 2019

    Seems like a good thing. Hopefully Dr will not loose his mind after getting rich… Drs need to take it more serious as to NOT cause MORE damage than curing…

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  • rick stevens

    December 24, 2019

    omg that tattoo…"truley blessed" rofl! omg! lmfao!!! sorry gurl…truly…pun intended.

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  • Lilly Brown

    December 25, 2019

    What's the problem? women get fake tits and ass, so why can't a man get a bigger dick…I'm sure their O/H ain't complaining

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  • Lilly Brown

    December 25, 2019

    The first guy… literally dripping with slime. He is beyond cringe and that crazy hair hatted chick with the tattoo…da'fuk is up with her and her balding Fred Flintstone Jesus take the wheel the pair of them nah look well no suh!

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  • LJKfromJHB

    December 26, 2019

    Forget about the implants……what the heck is with killing 6 year old kids? That dude is straight messed up.

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  • GodForgiveUs

    December 28, 2019

    Lol Truly Blessed Tattoo Guy Doesn’t Know How To Spell.

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  • ItsCloutGod

    December 29, 2019

    So on which street did he picked her up?

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  • missdee212

    December 29, 2019

    Breast implant purely aesthetic but a penis prosthetic is not?! If he feels women can live without their breast after cancer or removal of them to prevent cancer, than a man can live without an erection. And Oh my lord it gets worst he said the importance of a man's penis. So sexist.

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  • missdee212

    December 29, 2019

    Did she say "I wish we could f*ck right here"?

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  • Drew Boo

    December 31, 2019

    I laughed at the mushrooms toward the end. 😆

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  • opinionatorX

    December 31, 2019

    Hey bros! Don't have the surgery. Just call me to satify your girl.

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  • Zarai Omar

    January 1, 2020

    MUSIC IN THE BEGINNING ???

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  • Ter Bar Gyi

    January 2, 2020

    Open Please why you show like that??????????

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  • Vivica Ophelia

    January 2, 2020

    I would kill ten six year old blind girls
    ……..Alrighty then

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  • Ryan Black

    January 2, 2020

    Poor guys thank goodness I'm functional and happy w my size. Although at only 37 after testicular cancer it is a little harder to get and stay fully erect. With men I can but women I have a hard time.

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  • HappyCabbage

    January 3, 2020

    squeezes wrong ball VERY hard to pump penis
    "AHHHHHHHHHH"

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  • SAI KIRAN ALAM

    January 3, 2020

    Pornography is the main cause of errectile dysfuntion because it leads to excessive masturbation. I have a good old tip to beat ED.. Just eat well. Jogging 3-4 kms, cobra sretch, meditation, add little bit garlic in your diet but becare ful while using garlic u have to stay away from triggers. Dont use insta, get you tube premium. Masturbate without porn if you want to. Just before bath massage your pennis with coconut oil and then dip it in hot or lukewarm water. Sleep well.

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  • james depugh

    January 3, 2020

    The music make me dance a little

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  • Mohamed Rafrafi

    January 3, 2020

    After the implant your penis will look made in China

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  • joshua Lopez

    January 4, 2020

    Ala verga

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  • CharizardRed13

    January 4, 2020

    I got creepy ass vibesz from this video

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  • Edward Marshall

    January 5, 2020

    Like to see more

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  • Atik Alam

    January 5, 2020

    Scarface III

    Reply
  • Brooklyn Mathuews

    January 7, 2020

    Damn I'll sign up For Dat.

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  • Sweet Little Weasel

    January 7, 2020

    ….wtf?…. How did I get here!?!?

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  • James Strong

    January 8, 2020

    I love this doctor he’s so awesome and sociable and nice to listen to.

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  • Heather Barrett

    January 8, 2020

    Insurance covers penile implants but I can’t get a tummy tuck and muscle repair even though I’m in severe pain and have infections? Okay, cool.

    Reply
  • Rackn Stacker

    January 8, 2020

    Man, what a dick.
    5:38 – male pornstar cannot rem his name

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  • WRECK 215

    January 9, 2020

    That shit looks like it's painful to have DONE. 🤔

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  • Eleanor Hughes

    January 9, 2020

    ‘truley blessed’ is spelled wrong, oh nooo😖

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  • Odonata

    January 9, 2020

    Netflix missed a reality show opportunity with this topic. The M.D. featured clearly loves his job (no pun intended – of course).

    Reply
  • Shark Man

    January 10, 2020

    Penises like breasts?

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  • Oluwadamilare Aipoh

    January 10, 2020

    Life of a man is difficult, all we do is sacrifice to please women , even at an old age.

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  • Aritza Ari

    January 10, 2020

    He’s just a cool looking dr, we aren’t use to seeing drs that are loosen up n fun yk? Well I think he’s cool he has a good funny vibe.

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  • ZOE KING

    January 11, 2020

    Semen retention guys… don't place bullshit into your bodies.

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  • ZOE KING

    January 11, 2020

    Pc muscle exercises as well… and yes this guy does coke.

    Reply
  • Giri Soman

    January 11, 2020

    9:21 😂🤣😂🤣
    Mission accomplished.
    But can't figure out to put it down..
    -Dr Cock

    Reply
  • Nitesh Kumar

    January 11, 2020

    Miami
    What went wrong?
    Why is every Vice episode on fake body or drugs always about you?

    Reply
  • Nitesh Kumar

    January 11, 2020

    3:30 She aint improve shit
    Kick her out of your life

    Reply
  • Tayleah Taylor

    January 11, 2020

    Fudgy chocolate factory 4 I am not sure if it was a little bit

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  • Danielle Cooper

    January 12, 2020

    Of course insurance pays for it… It's for men

    Reply
  • Plane CanOpenner

    January 13, 2020

    Brainwashed dead men walking. This show is fucking evil. Vice is only there to keep uppity sheeple asleep. The earth is stationary immovable plane

    Reply
  • Waleed Otaibi

    January 13, 2020

    Wtf happend to the world?

    Reply
  • Mike Wilson

    January 14, 2020

    That was the most sketchy coke head looking doc I ever seen….

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  • reece Allen

    January 15, 2020

    *Truly

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  • Muhammad Hamza Asif

    January 15, 2020

    3:34 i will leave my girl if she looks like this girl

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  • SuperXef

    January 15, 2020

    Went blind after seeing that "Truley Blessed" tatt

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  • Diana Ramos

    January 16, 2020

    That doctor drunk LMAO 😂

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  • Moritz S

    January 16, 2020

    So he‘s an „adult Entertainment club manager“. I wonder what job his girlfriend „Paris“ is / was doing?

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  • Devine Beaut

    January 16, 2020

    Wow, he'll kill 10 6 year old girls for a doctor that fixed his genetically tiny ass penis. Wow!

    Reply
  • DjNN01

    January 17, 2020

    Omg, wtf did I just watch👀

    Reply
  • CLT Mello

    January 18, 2020

    Bro really YouTube delete vids of nip slip but don’t when they show a whole penis wow YouTube these days

    Reply
  • Ter Bar Gyi

    January 19, 2020

    Open all please
    why close??????

    Reply
  • Supermoist _grandma

    January 19, 2020

    Wtf a 120 degree curve, what do you do, fuck around a corner?

    Reply
  • Manny Sanchez

    January 19, 2020

    Stfuuu upp everybody take an Lsd tab then come talk to me with yo bitch ass. Tell me how this is normal

    Reply
  • Comment Highlighted

    January 20, 2020

    I thought this was going to be professional, but it’s quite raunchy and the typical stereotypes. We definitely could’ve done without the killing 6 year old blind girls. Blessed? No 🤨

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  • Sara

    January 20, 2020

    Truley blessed??? Lol 😂 It's truly honey.

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  • Louie Watson

    January 20, 2020

    Old fat rich dude who made his money on adult entertainment, married a young ratchet gold digging stripper… In Miami.

    Ya don't say? 😂

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  • Louie Watson

    January 20, 2020

    So I have to squeeze my balls to find the one that doesn't hurt to pump it up? 2/3 can chances you're gonna squeeze the wrong one and forget about sex. 😂

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  • Louie Watson

    January 20, 2020

    3:40 truley blessed 😂
    No Ragrets 😂

    Reply
  • Sandy Louise

    January 22, 2020

    At 3:41 they can’t even spell TRULY BLESSED. THEY SPELLED IT TRUELY. Derp de derp. Btw the doc likes the co- cakainaa!!!!!

    Reply
  • Dynoesaur

    January 22, 2020

    Me with a plastic penis I don't think so I rather shoot myself

    Reply
  • kelsey lynn

    January 22, 2020

    "INDESTRUCTABLE" 2:35
    💀💀💀💀💀💀

    Reply
  • INDIAN l BaBuRaO

    January 23, 2020

    Make Dicks Like a Tits.

    Reply
  • Dorian Mcnab

    January 23, 2020

    I never hung a towel on my dick

    Reply
  • nor rafidah a wahab

    January 23, 2020

    🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆:-(:-(:-(:O:-(:-(:-(:-(

    Reply
  • Justin Thyme

    January 24, 2020

    That Paris is a real mutt.

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  • monkish musician

    January 24, 2020

    Do not fall out of bed with it still hard. You should know the rest of that. MAJOR FUCKING EXCRUCIATING OUCH. The second most embarrassing thing to end up in the hospital for. The first is going vegan.

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  • Dre McC

    January 24, 2020

    Breasts aren't organs?

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  • Barbara Mitchell

    January 24, 2020

    He is a mother f**** b** I don't know why he's a f**** b** he does Europe's people penis off

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  • MadMark the Pyro

    January 24, 2020

    I bet there's lots of cocaine involved lol.

    Reply
  • words0217

    January 25, 2020

    10 6yr old blind girls for you🤔
    What is he really doing with his implant?

    Reply

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